Did I say that - Silly things we say .................

[Rose Woodward]

American Baseball Coach Yogi Berra is my new Hero… here are some quotes… why can't we have football coaches who are funny instead they just seem so angry about everything !! A little humour goes a long way ..................

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.


Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.


Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.


Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.


Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.


He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.


I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.


I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.


I never said most of the things I said.


I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.


I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.


If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.


If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.


If you come to a fork in the road, take it.


If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.


In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.


It ain't over till it's over.


It ain't the heat, it's the humility.


It gets late early out there.


It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.


It's like deja-vu, all over again.


It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.


The future ain't what it used to be.


The only color I don't have is navy brown.


The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.


The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.


There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.


We have deep depth.


We made too many wrong mistakes.

You can observe a lot by just watching.


You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.


You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.


You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

[andy]

A conversation I once overheard, it was about a near miss whilst driving along a country lane.

Person 1. "The other person was driving like a loony"
Person 2 "Cor that sounds really bad, could've been an accident"
Person 1 "Yeah, could've been fatal, worse than that it could've been serious"

It seems there are things worse than death!